Asked by Anonymous
diggin it buddy there should seriously be a spinoff that’s just about him
Teen Normal Hot Dude
the plot of teen wolf from danny’s perspective
pilot: there’s a new girl in school and lydia takes an immediate shine to her. danny’s a little bit of a dick, so he spends study hall badgering her about “trying out ladies” so they can double date. by lunch he’s bored with the idea, but little does he know he’s sown a seed in her heart that may take some time to sprout. he has the feeling, though, that the new girl is keeping some secrets.
episode 2: jackson is flipping a brick about that mccall kid making first line even though he was a dweeb last year. it’s like the fact that he spent health in 9th flicking balled up straw wrappers into cindy rendetski’s hair has come back to bite him in the ass: he clearly has forgotten that puberty happens to some people. although, it is a little peculiar, seeing as danny saw scott in mervyn’s like a week before school started back up, and he was wheezing into his inhaler in the underwear section.
episode 3: danny asks out that guy from english. lydia doesn’t trust him, but danny blows her off, because she’s dating jackson. which isn’t to say danny doesn’t love jackson, he’s just also aware of when someone’s a total dickwang. meanwhile, when he also gets rid of the safesearch on all the computers in the school.